MLP... Employment is Magic... A bronies tale!

So there once was this little bronie named Joseph whom was in need of a job... He searched high and low in pony land yet sadly there were no jobs to be found. This saddened bronie Joseph... So he went to talk with his good friend Rainbow Dash who advised her favorite bronie that though employment is magical it takes more than a flick of a tail to get. Rainbow Dash sat bronie Joseph down and taught him about the magical job granting paper that is known as a resume... This is what they came up with...